英文笑话集

英文笑话集

　　英文笑话集一：

　　Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?Local yokel: Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or eat solid food.Visitor: What was the matter with you?Local yokel: Nothing---I was born here.

　　英文笑话集二：

　　A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!""Oh, Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"

　　英文笑话集三：

　　While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.In running, one journalist said to the other:"Can't run any more! What should we do?" "No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline (tomorrow)." replied his colleague.

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