有翻译英语短笑话

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有翻译英语短笑话大全

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有翻译英语短笑话大全

  有翻译英语短笑话大全

  what is a traitor?

  什么叫叛徒?

  young hopeful:"father, what is a traitor in politics?"

  有希望的青年人:“父亲,什么叫政治叛徒?”

  father (a veteran politician):"a traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."

  父亲(一位老资格的政治家):“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”

  young hopeful:"well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"

  有希望的青年人:“那么,离开他的党而加入到我们党的`人又叫什么呢?”

  father:"a convert, my son."

  父亲:“叫改变信仰者,我的儿子。

  有翻译英语短笑话大全

  senior class

  年长者阶层

  during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.

  医生按期来探视我的老母。我告诉他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98岁的生日了。医生听了也很高兴,为此,他弯下腰来亲了她一下。然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日,并要求她还他一个吻。

  when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!

  医生走后,我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。“你能想象吗,”她说,“付了他70元,我还得亲他!”

  有翻译英语短笑话大全

  goldfish 金鱼

  stan: i won 92 goldfish.

  斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。

  fred: where are you going to keep them?

  弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?

  stan: in the bathroom.

  斯丹:浴室。

  fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

  弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

  stan: blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

  斯丹:蒙住它们的眼睛!

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