最短英文笑话

最短英文笑话

　　最短英文笑话一：

　　Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town."May I borrow a book from you?" he asked politely."Yes, you're more than welcome to it," the neighbour told him."But I must ask you to read it here. You know I make a rule never to let any book go out of my library."Some days later the neighbour wished to borrow Twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden."Why, certainly," Twain told him, "You're more than welcome to it. But I must ask you to use it here. You know that I make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden."

　　最短英文笑话二：

　　"No," growled(咆哮) the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out.""Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a dime I can feel if it's head or tails."

　　最短英文笑话三：

　　How did you make your fortune?I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experience.How did that help?Now he has the experience and I the money.

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