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最搞笑英文笑话故事（精选10个）
笑话来源于生活，却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心，现在，一起来开心爆笑下。下面是小编精心整理的最搞笑英文笑话故事，欢迎大家借鉴与参考，希望对大家有所帮助。
最搞笑英文笑话故事 1
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom -flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
自己做好准备
校园里流传着这样的故事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：“妈妈，我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”
两天以后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”
最搞笑英文笑话故事 2
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nicks answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。
这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?
尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
最搞笑英文笑话故事 3
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, Ill play it."
一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。当他环视酒吧时，发现一只猴子荡下来，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。
该男子问酒吧招待，这只猴子是谁的。服务员回答说是钢琴手的。男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的.猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”钢琴手回答说：“没有，但是如果你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。”
最搞笑英文笑话故事 4
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
译文：一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金发女郎正走在公园里。突然，黑人女人发现了一只死去的小鸟。“哦!看这只死去的小鸟。”她悲伤地说。金发女郎停下了脚步，她抬头望着天空，问道：“哪，在那?”
最搞笑英文笑话故事 5
一个中国人、一个美国人和一个日本人一起去沙漠旅行。
途中他们迷路了，又饿又渴。这时他们发现了一个神灯，擦了擦后，灯神出现了。
灯神说：“我可以满足你们每人三个愿望。”
美国人抢先说：“我要很多钱，还要很多美女，然后送我回美国。”
灯神满足了他的愿望。
接着日本人说：“我要很多钱，还要很多美食，然后送我回日本。”
灯神也满足了他。
最后轮到中国人了，他说：“给我一瓶二锅头。” 喝了之后，他又说：“再给我一瓶二锅头。”
喝完第二瓶，中国人想了想，说：“把那两个家伙给我叫回来。”
美国人、日本人一脸无奈地又回来了。
The Chinese, the American and the Japanese went on a trip to the desert together.
On the way they got lost and were hungry and thirsty. Then they found a magic lamp. After rubbing it, the genie appeared.
The genie said, "I can fulfill three wishes for each of you."
The American rushed to say, "I want a lot of money, a lot of beautiful women, and then send me back to the US."
The genie fulfilled his wishes.
Then the Japanese said, "I want a lot of money, a lot of delicious food, and then send me back to Japan."
The genie also fulfilled him.
Finally, it was the Chineses turn. He said, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou." After drinking it, he said again, "Give me another bottle of Erguotou."
After drinking the second bottle, the Chinese thought for a while and said, "Call those two guys back for me."
The American and the Japanese came back helplessly.
最搞笑英文笑话故事 6
一位女士带着她的儿子去看精神科医生。
女士说：“医生，我儿子这半年来一直觉得自己是母鸡，怎么办呢？”
医生说：“这都半年了，为何现在才带来看呢？”
女士：“我们全家都等着吃鸡蛋呢！”
A lady took her son to see a psychiatrist.
The lady said, "Doctor, my son has been thinking he is a hen for half a year. What should I do?"
The doctor said, "Its been half a year. Why bring him here only now?"
The lady said, "Our whole family has been waiting to eat eggs!"
最搞笑英文笑话故事 7
英语课上，老师问：“同学们，动词后面跟什么？”
小明毫不犹豫地回答：“打次，动词打次动词打次……”
（这里是用 “动词打次” 模仿动次打次的节奏，有搞笑和调侃意味）
In the English class, the teacher asked, "Classmates, what follows a verb?"
Xiaoming answered without hesitation, "Da-ci, verb da-ci verb da-ci..."
(Here it is using "verb da-ci" to imitate the rhythm of "dong ci da ci", with a sense of humor and teasing.)
最搞笑英文笑话故事 8
许仙给老婆买了一顶帽子，白娘子戴上之后就死了，因为那是顶鸭（压）舌（蛇）帽。
Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Bai Suzhen died after wearing it because it was a duck-tongue-pressing (snake-pressing) hat.
（这里利用了 “鸭舌帽” 的谐音和白娘子是蛇的身份进行搞笑创作）
最搞笑英文笑话故事 9
问：“为什么鸟儿在天上飞？”
答：“因为它不会开车！”
Q: "Why do birds fly in the sky?"
A: "Because they cant drive!"
最搞笑英文笑话故事 10
有一天，小明走在路上，突然感觉脚很酸，低头一看原来是他踩到了柠檬。
One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road and suddenly felt that his feet were very sour. Looking down, it turned out that he stepped on a lemon.
（这里运用了 “脚酸” 和 “踩到柠檬” 的关联，制造出一种意外和搞笑的效果）
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