搞笑的英语笑话
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Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a drink?”
The first logician says, “I don’t know.”
The second logician says, “I don’t know.”
The third logician says, “Yes!”
3个逻辑学家走进酒吧。吧台员工问道:“你们是各自都来一杯吗?”
第一个逻辑学家说道:“我不知道”
第二个逻辑学家说道:“我不知道”
第三个逻辑学家说道:“是的,都来一杯!”
英语笑话:时间对猪有什么意义? What’s time to a pig?
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What‘s time to a pig?"
一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地 上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的',但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫 回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"
经典英文幽默笑话
和狗狗玩耍
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
里基:我们又得到了一条新狗,你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?
罗恩:嗯,我不知道----它咬人吗?
里基:这正是我想要查明的。
切牛排
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
Tommy: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
Tommy: Hamburger.
老师:如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半,我能得到几块儿?
吃蛋糕
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?
妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!
汤米:四块。
老师:那我要是再切两次,我能得到什么呢?
汤米:汉堡。
问路
去年春节回老家时,看到一个老外在向一个农民伯伯问路。只见那个老外一边说着生硬的中文,一边用手笔划,但那个农民伯伯却还是不明白。最后,那个农民伯伯说了一句让我至今难忘的话:“Can you speak English?”
小鸭子的英文怎么读?
“苹果用英语怎么说?”我问。“Apple”侄女高兴地回答。“香蕉用英语怎么说”我接着问。“Banana‘她快速地答到。“嗯,不错啊,那小鸭子用英语怎么说啊?”小侄女犹豫了一下,接着答“嘎,嘎……”
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