有意思的英语笑话

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有意思的英语笑话精选

　　英语笑话要是没有翻译，大家能看懂吗?下面yjbys小编就来考考大家，给大家准备了两个笑话，一个是有翻译的`，一个是没翻译的!

有意思的英语笑话精选

　　Is he dying?

　　A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.

　　Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. Sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.

　　他就要死了吗?

　　一个男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流泪。一个朋友走进来问他为何如此伤心。那人哭着说：刚才医生告诉我，在我的余生里都要吃这些药片。

　　他的朋友很轻松地指出，许多人一辈子每天都要吃药。当然，男人回答说：但是他只给了我十片。

　　Tragedy

　　George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy." So George W. asks the class for an example of a tragedy.

　　One boy stands up and says, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

　　"No," says Bush, "that would be an accident."

　　A girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."

　　"I'm afraid not," explains the President. "That's what we would call a Great Loss."

　　The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room and asks, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

　　Finally, in the back of the room, Johnny raises his hand and in a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens(碎片) , that would be a tragedy."

　　"That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asks the President.

　　"Well," Johnny says, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as hell(很，非常) wouldn't be a Great Loss."

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