初中英语搞笑话剧剧本

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初中英语搞笑话剧剧本

　　话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白，但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。以下是初中英语搞笑话剧剧本，欢迎阅读。

初中英语搞笑话剧剧本

　　初中英语搞笑话剧剧本1

　　第一幕开场白

　　旁白：Long long ago there lived a beautiful princess, and there is a big family. But the hostess died. Her son is handsome and goodness. Her husband married another wife. The stepmother is very cruel to the son. One day their King will hold a ball and choose a prince for his daughter.

　　B: Girls in the other side look at me, look at me, look at me …I am David, handsome and cool. I try my best to loose my weight for this ball. This is my photo three days ago.

　　C: I am rich and humor. Look at my snow-white teeth, because I use the famous toothpaste---Peer.

　　A: Oh, Can I go to the ball?

　　B and C: No!

　　B: Look at yourself. The clothes are so bad and dirty.

　　C: Yes, yes.

　　B: Your hair …（用手拨几下）

　　C: What a mass!

　　B: Your face

　　C: Black and dirty, you seemed like a frog.（B拿出青蛙的`照片）

　　B: How can you go to meet the beautiful princess?

　　Stepmother: OK, children, let’s go!

　　C: Mum, what about him?

　　Stepmother: You, just stay at home to do some housework.

　　A: But, Mum, I want to go there.

　　Stepmother: Oh, OK.

　　B and C: Mum, why do you take him? Don’t you think he will loose our face?

　　Finally, they go without A.

　　第二幕仙女下凡

　　A: Why Why Why I can’t go to join that ball.

　　旁白： At this time a beautiful fairy appear.

　　Fairy: Ahh, my poor child! What things make you so sad?

　　A: The beautiful princess will held a ball, but my stepmother and my brothers don’t let me go there.

　　Fairy: My good boy, let me help you. (拿出一套礼服)

　　A:（喜出望外，准备去参加舞会。）

　　Fairy: Wait for a moment. Don’t forget your shoes.（拿出一双耐克鞋）

　　A: Thank you, my respectful fairy.

　　第三幕一见钟情

　　旁白：A is wearing beautiful clothes going to the palace as quickly as possible, but his brother and stepmother have already arrived.

　　门卫：The next, the Trade’s first son.

　　B: Oh, beautiful princess. I have greatly admired you for a long time, and you are like a Pizza in my heart.

　　Princess: Please wait for a moment, what talent and skill you have?

　　B: I’ll sing a song for you. (Singing) Only you

　　Princess: Pass.

　　门卫：The next. The Trade’s second son.

　　C: La la I am a

　　Princess: Pass.

　　旁白：At that time A was appearing on the front door of the palace. All the people were shocked by his handsome and demeanor.

　　A: Beautiful princess. Can I sing a song for you?

　　Princess: Sure, please.

　　A: （扶着公主从宝座上走下，两人目光对视，走成一个圈，开始唱歌）。

　　旁白：All the people seem to disappear. Only A is left in the princess’s eyes. And so is the princess. Dang dang dang the clock strikes 12. A is waken from the happiness.

　　A: Princess, I must go now. I am very sorry.

　　Princess: Wait

　　旁白：In a hurry A dropped one of his shoes. But the princess was following him.

　　A: (A look at princess and that shoe he has to go into the forest.)

　　第四幕丢失的鞋

　　旁白：The next morning, the guard brings the shoe to the princess.

　　侍卫：My princess, this is the shoe left by Yang Master yesterday.

　　Princess: That’s great! God save me! Go and declare: Whoever can wear this shoe will be my prince.

　　第五幕结局

　　旁白：The guars declared this thing in the whole city and it caused a big sensation. The two prince of the Trade are more excited.

　　B: Oh, it’s so beautiful. I’m sure I can wear this shoe.

　　C: Do you think it is possible? Only I can wear that shoe.

　　Stepmother: Stop talking, my dear sons. Go to get ready for it quickly. The guards will come in no time.

　　旁白：A was sweeping floor more and more slowly. The guards came in.

　　侍卫：This is the shoe. Come and try it.

　　旁白：At this moment B caught it quickly, tried it and murmured.

　　B: why can’t I put it on?

　　Stepmother: My dear, let me help you.

　　旁白：The mother pulled B to the corner cutting his toe. Then B put the shoe very hardly.

　　B: My princess, let’s go.（一瘸一拐）

　　Princess: No, you are not my prince. Take off the shoe.

　　C: Let me try. Let me try. (murmuring)I cannot wear it either.

　　旁白：The mother pulled C to the corner again, and cut his heel.

　　C: My princess, let’s go.

　　Princess: No, you are not my prince, either. （一瘸一拐）

　　侍卫：Who else doesn’t try to put on the shoe here?

　　A: (In a low voice) Let me have a try.(A put the shoe without any difficulty. It just fit him. And A took off his dirty clothes again.)

　　Princess: Wow, you are my prince.

　　Princess and Prince got married. Then they live together and they are very happy.

　　初中英语搞笑话剧剧本2

　　Michael: 泽泓

　　Scolfield: 仲铨

　　Lincoln: 桂帆

　　T-bag: 捷驰

　　宿舍

　　3人：

　　M:（reading book） "rules for students" the book is so hard to understand,it's a littleboringScolfield,what are you doing ?

　　S: （刚开始没应答，忙于dota） i'm dota ing…Oh,noI lost again（中文说：队友不给力啊）。

　　what a day! I lost five times today.I couldn't dota any moreAnd Lincoln ,what areyou busy with ?大学生英语话剧剧本

　　L: nothing,just watching video.

　　M: which kind of video are you watching ?I guess it's American,right?

　　L: Yeah,American of course.clever boy,you know I like American movies very much.

　　but this movie I'm watching is not that funny.Heyguys,it's holiday ,is there anyfun we can have?

　　S: SayI remember there's a party tonight at E502.

　　M: Oh,yes,I almost gorget it.there's a fellowship gathering tonight,which can be a goodchance to make some friendsyou know

　　L: with some beautiful girls,right?

　　S: Yeah,that's really wonderful,you know ,I like this kind of gathering partypretty girls are everywhereM & L :hahawe know what you mean.

　　L : all right.it's a deal.four of us should go to the party together.

　　M: OKbut where is T-bag ?

　　S: T-bag

　　T-bag 进来

　　L: T-bag,where have you been?

　　M: we have a good news .

　　S: Yeah,there's a party tonight,and we can have fun ,would you come with us?

　　T-bag: （装悲剧ing）sorry ,I don't want to,I'm not in a good mood.

　　L: come on ,man,what's wrong with you?

　　T: oh,well it's about my father;my family told me that he got hurt when riding a bike.

　　S、M、L: it's really a pity.

　　3人将进入PARTY场地时：

　　S: look at those four beautiful girls,as I say:pretty girls are everywhere!

　　M: Yeah,you are actually right,I really wanna make acquaintance with them.

　　L:不悦

　　S:come on,Lincoln,we are having party

　　L: wait a minute ,we are having fun while our good friend T-bag is in trouble.I don'tthink it's appropriate.We're good friends.

　　M: yeah,you're right.we should do sth for T-bag.

　　S: OK,GOOD BYE,PRRETY GIRLS.

　　PPT:（决定去做某事）

　　2 hours later:

　　宿舍：

　　T:装不爽

　　3人进来后，T: why are you come back so early?Is the party funny?

　　L: Yeah,the girls are prrety,but we

　　S: WE got sth for you.

　　M: 将一张纸递给T-BAG

　　T: oh,my god ,it's a plane tiket for my home,that's so sweet of youyou go to buy tiket for me instead of having fun at the partyTHANKS,GUYSM: dont't thank us.WE are friends ,as the 《rules for students》 says:treat all of yourfriends just like your family at home.

　　L: Yeah,we're brothers.

　　several days later:

　　T-bag comes back

　　T-bag: hey,guys I'm back.

　　L: hey,T-bag,Is evething OK?

　　M: enhow about your father?

　　T: well,my father's hurt isn't very serious,he'll OK in a month or not.

　　S: enYOU are a dutiful son.

　　L: that's really great.

　　T: Hey,what's are you watching just now?

　　L: WELL,we're watching funny video.

　　S: It's Japanese not American.