幽默逗人经典英语笑话
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幽默逗人经典英语笑话【1】
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.
一个女人起诉一个男人诽谤。她指控这个男人骂她是头猪。男人被叛有罪并受到处罚。
After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
审判结束后,他问法官“这么说我可以管一头猪叫约翰逊夫人吗?”
The judge said that was true. "Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.
法官说事实是这样的.。“那是不是说我可以管一头猪叫约翰逊夫人吗?”那个人问。
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.
法官回答道他完全可以管一头猪叫约翰逊夫人,无需害怕采取法律行动。
The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."
男人马上看着约翰逊夫人说:“下午好,约翰逊夫人。”
幽默逗人经典英语笑话【2】
come on,guys, we have to grow some meat in this laboratory!
伙计们，加油，我们必须在这个实验室长出一些肉
the main forces behind gm food are the ones who are the most motivated
转基因食物背后的主要力量是这些最积极的
幽默逗人经典英语笑话【3】
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "It will rain tomorrow." The next day it rained.
一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处进行拍摄。一天，一个印度老人来到导演面前对他说：“明天会下雨。”第二天果然下雨了。
A week later, the Indian went up to the director again and said, "There will be a storm tomorrow." The next day there was a storm.
一周以后，印度人又来了，他告诉导演说：“明天会有暴风雨。”果然，第二天有暴风雨。
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
“这个印度人真神，”导演说。他告诉他的秘书去雇佣这个印度人来预测天气。
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
然而，几次预测天气成功之后，这个印度人连续两周没有露面。
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot an important scene tomorrow," said the director. "And I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
最后，导演派人把这个印度人请来了。导演对他说：“我明天必须拍摄一个很重要的场景，全都指望你了，明天天气如何啊?”
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know," he said. "My radio is broken."
这个印度人耸了耸肩说道：“我不知道，我的收音机坏了。”
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