短的小英语笑话
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短的小英语笑话篇一：Name For The Bar
There are five people in a bar, a bartender, three normal guys and a girl. The bar tender tells the guys, "I am opening up a bar and need a name for it." He then says, " That whoever thinks of the best name, that, that person could come to the grand opening for free." Then he asks the first guy, the first guy is too drunk to answer and just falls of his bar stool, then he asks the second guy and he says, "To hell with you, I don't want to come to your new stupid bar."Finally he asks the third guy, the third guy says," Hang on, i am looking at Mary's leg's", then bar tender says,"That's great, Mary's Legs." About three months later the guy who won by coming up with the best name is waiting outside and a cop comes up to him and says," What are you doing sir? Then the guy says, "I am waiting for Mary's legs to open so I can get a drink."!!!!!!!!!
短的小英语笑话篇二：苍蝇好吃吗
Tony and his father are eating dinner .
托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy ?”
突然，托尼问他的.爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗?”
Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky . Why do you ask me this question ? It’s a silly question.”
爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题?这可是一个愚蠢的问题。”
But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate .”
可是托尼说：“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。”
短的小英语笑话篇三：好孩子
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
"She is the one who sells the candy."
“她是个卖糖果的。”
短的小英语笑话篇四：问问题
During the computer class，the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behind him.
计算机课上，老师批评一个男生，因为他和后边的女生说话。
"I was just asking her a question，”the boy said.
“我只不过问她一个问题。”男生说。
"If you have a question, ask me, "the teacher replied
“如果你有问题，问我好了。”老师说道。
“OK，"the boy answered.“Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"
“那好吧，”这个男生说，“周五晚上你愿意和我一起出去吗?”
短的小英语笑话篇五：A BIG E-mail Mistake 致命邮件`
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.When he reached his hotel,he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address,he did his best to type it in from memory.Unfortunately,he missed one letter,and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.When the grieving widow checked her e-mail,she took one look at the monitor,let out a piercing scream,and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound,her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S.Sure is hot down here.
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