短英语笑话故事带翻译
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短英语笑话故事带翻译篇一：为什么不拿回来
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter,
有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,
the son took the letter ,
儿子已经拿着信跑了
the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?”
"Certainly"“当然”
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee,“
我还以为你不写地址和收信人,
is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!”
短英语笑话故事带翻译篇二：把脚放进去
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,
个女学生坐在座位上，脚却伸到课桌间的.走道里
and was busily chewing gum,
嘴里起劲地嚼着口香糖，
when the teacher espied her.
被老师发现了
"Mary !" called the teacher sharply.
“玛丽!”老师严厉地叫她。
"Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil ,
“什么事，老师?”这女学生问。
"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
“把口香糖从嘴里拿出来，把脚放进去。”
短英语笑话故事带翻译篇三：好消息和坏消息
Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。
"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client.
“我总能听到一些好消息吧，”当事人叹了口气说，
"What's it?"
“是什么好消息?”
"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."
“你妻子没有要求将你未来的继承财产也划入裁决的范围。”
"And the bad news?"
“那么坏消息呢?”
"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."
“离婚以后，她将与你父亲结婚。”
短英语笑话故事带翻译篇四：真正便宜的东西
after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。
“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.
“那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。
“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
“看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。
“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.
“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。
growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
售货员开始有点恼火了，就给提姆一瓶很小的香水，价值15美元。
“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”
“我的意思是，”提姆说，“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”
the clerk handed him a mirror.
售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。
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