精选笑翻你的英语笑话
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精选笑翻你的英语笑话
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
教进化论的`老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时,他的话题又来了:“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴,那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
“我来试试看,”一位老太太说。“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”
精选笑翻你的英语笑话
The last chance
The God decided to create “woman”,and he should take a rib from Adam.
He gave Adam some sleeping-pills smilely,said:”Adam,enjoy the sleepy,this is the last chance that U could enjoy a peacefully sleep without any noise.”
最后的机会
上帝决定创造”女人”,但他须要从亚当那得到一支肋骨.
他给了亚当一些安眠药,微笑地对他说:”亚当,尽情享受睡眠吧, 这是你最后一次可以享受这种安静,没有噪音的睡觉机会了.
精选笑翻你的英语笑话
Old Farmer Johnson was dying.
老农约翰逊就要死了。
The family was standing around his bed.
他的家人都站在床边。
With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
他声音低沉地对妻子说:“我死后,我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”
Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."
妻子说:“不,在你死后,我不能嫁给任何人。”
Johnson: "But I want you to."
约翰逊:“但我希望你这么做。”
Wife: "But why?"
妻子:“为什么?”
Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
约翰逊:“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。
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