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笑得肚子疼得英语笑话
1、Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?
Tom: Every month.
爸爸:告诉我汤姆,哪个月有28天呢?
汤姆:每个月都有啊!
2、Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?
Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
男孩:嗨,我们之前是不是约会过,是一次还是两次,我忘记了。
女孩:应该只有一次吧,我从不犯两次同样的错误。
3、In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"
"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
在一次音乐学院的入学考试中,老师问其中一个男孩:"音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么?"
"耳聋,"男孩答道。
"胡说!"老师气愤地说。
"怎么了,先生!难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗?"男孩轻蔑地反问道。
4、If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself。
日本旅馆:如果您想调节您房间的温度,请控制您自己。
5、Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty。
匈牙利动物园:请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品,请喂给值班警卫。
6、Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar。
挪威酒吧:女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。
7、Fur coats made for ladies from their skins。
瑞典皮货商店:为女士们制作的皮大衣,是用她们的皮制成的。
8、Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists 。
香港牙科诊所:由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙。
9、Drop your trousers here for best results。
泰国的干洗店:在这里脱掉您的裤子,等待最好的结果。
10、Specialist in women and other diseases。
意大利妇科诊所:我们是women和其他疾病的专家。
11、Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday。
俄国公墓:欢迎访问这个公墓,许多著名的俄国艺术家每天埋在这里,但星期四不埋。
12、We take your bags and send them in all directions。
丹麦机场:我们将拿走您的行李,送往四面八方。
13、The manager has personally passed all water served here。
墨西哥旅馆:旅馆经理将亲自为您撒尿。
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