最搞笑英语笑话

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最搞笑英语笑话

　　最搞笑英语笑话一：

最搞笑英语笑话

　　Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?

　　Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win, my husband hedged. We just play to have fun.

　　Undaunted, Sare said, Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?

　　最搞笑英语笑话二：

　　I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument

　　Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?

　　It's round, answered Gerald.

　　How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.

　　All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!

　　最搞笑英语笑话三：

　　Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.

　　One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said, Apple-Six for five cents. An idea came to Bill and he went into the store.

　　How much are the apples? he asked the store.

　　Six for five cents.

　　But I don't want six apples.

　　How many apples do you want?

　　It is not a question of how many apples I want. It is a problem in arithmetic.

　　What do you mean by a problem in arithmetic? asked the man.

　　Well, if six apples are wroth five cents, then five apples are worth four cents, four apples are worth three cents, three apples are worth rwo cents, two apples are worth one cent and one apple is worth nothing. I only want one apple, and if one apple is worth nothing then it is not necessary for me to pay you.

　　Bill picked out a good apple, began to eat it, and walked happily out of the store. The man looked at the young boy with such surprise that he could not say a word.

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