元旦英文笑话

元旦英文笑话

　　元旦英文笑话一：

　　Bring me a glass of milk At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living-room. Tiptoe down-stairs, she told her husband, "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows what's happening."Dutifully Mr. Culkin put on his robe. Just as he reached the bedroom door, his wife added, "And when you come back, bring me a glass of milk."

　　元旦英文笑话二：

　　The cost of marriage A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

　　元旦英文笑话三：

　　For showing the concern to soldiers’ life, General Barton made a casual check to the warrior (武士，战士)dining room, he pointed at a cauldron (大锅)saying," let me taste the soup inside."" But, General...... " But me no buts!" Before the KP(炊事值勤员) said over, he picked up the ladle and swilled (大口喝，痛饮)," Too nonsensical! How can you let fighter drink this? It is simply pigwash(泔脚) water!"" I just tell you that it is pigwash water, but …… "

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