简单英文笑话

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简单英文笑话

　　简单英文笑话一：

简单英文笑话

　　CreativeApplying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my fewqualifications(资格证书，职位要求) . Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.

　　简单英文笑话二：

　　Is he dying? A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. Sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.

　　简单英文笑话三：

　　Midway TacticsThree competing store owners rented adjoining(毗连的') shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的伤害罪，蓄意的破坏) to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.

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