简单短篇英语笑话
经常讲一些笑话，不仅能给自己到来快乐，还能感染他人，这里小编收集整理了简单短篇英语笑话，一起来看看吧!
篇一：简单短篇英语笑话
But the teacher cried
老师哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。
His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wantedanything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his firstday away from his grandmother's loving arms.
他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
“哭?”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”
篇二：简单短篇英语笑话
My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of --until you see the floor of hisroom, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment.
我的`儿子杰弗，十六岁。他是一个令父母感到自豪的孩子，只是你别去看他房间的地板，那上面总是堆满了一层层的衣服、杂志及运动器材。
Recently I accompanied Jeff to the credit union where he opened up his first bank account.While the credit officer was processing the paper work, I told Jeff he needed a safe, accessibleplace to store his passbook. "I know, Mom," he replied. "I' 11 keep it on my floor. "
不久前，我带杰弗到信用联社去开他自己的账户，这是他第一次开银行账户。当信用社职员在办理手续的时候，我便告诉杰弗说他需要一个安全可靠的地方来保存密码本。“我知道，妈妈，”他回答说，“我会在地板上找到地方的。”
篇三：简单短篇英语笑话
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar ,and orders a double martini on the rocks.
一个生意人走进一家酒馆，在吧台坐下，点了一杯加冰的双料马提尼酒。
After he finishes the drink,he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
喝完，那生意人往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后歹让服务员
把杯子满上。
After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
喝完，生意人又往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又让服务生帮他把杯子倒满。
The bartender says,"Look,buddy, I'II bring ya'martinis all night long " but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies，"l'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, l know it's time to go home."
这时酒馆的服务生说话了，“哦，老兄，我整个晚上给你倒马提尼都没有问题，但你得告诉我，你为什么在点下一杯酒前都要往自己衬衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼呢。” 这位客人回答道，“我看的是我老婆的一张照片。如果照片上的人开始变得好看起来，那就说明我喝得差不多了，该回家了。”
篇四：简单短篇英语笑话
A man tried to get a job in a stage show.
一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。
"What can you do?" asked the producer.
“你能干什么呢?”负责人问。
"Imitate birds," the man said.
“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
“你在开玩笑吧?”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。
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