趣事经典英语笑话

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趣事经典英语笑话

　　生活需要笑话，笑话能愉悦我们的心情，今天我们就一起来看看趣事经典英语笑话吧!

趣事经典英语笑话

　　趣事经典英语笑话(一)

　　Now i can go home

　　One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”

　　我可以回家了

　　一天，放学以后，老师对他的.学生们说：“明天上午，如果你们当中的任何一个同学能回答我的第一个问题，我就准许他或她最先回家。”第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板已被乱涂，他非常生气地问：“谁涂的? 请站起来。”鲍勃说：“先生，是我，现在我可以回家了，再见。”

　　趣事经典英语笑话(二)

　　An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子

　　Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

　　Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

　　Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

　　Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

　　邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗?

　　丈夫：没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。

　　邻居：你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的声音?

　　丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面

　　趣事经典英语笑话(三)

　　"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

　　"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

　　"But has he finished his own cake?"

　　"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

　　"汤姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"

　　"没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"

　　"他已经吃完自己的了么?"

　　"是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"

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