英语小笑话大全笑破你的肚子带翻译
犯人说：“因为我在新年时，太早去采购了。”他说：“商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。”更多英语笑话尽在应届毕业生笑话网。
幽默诙谐的秃头老人--双语幽默笑话
One day, he went out hunting with some friends. A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.
有一天，他和几个朋友出去打猎。突然，刮起了大风，把他的`假发吹得无影无踪。朋友们看到此情此景，乐得不行，笑个不停。
The bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men. He said to his friends, “How can I expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?”
秃头老先生也开始大笑，笑容和其他人一样灿烂，笑声和其他人一样响亮他对朋友们说：“我的真发都急慌慌地要离开我，我的假发又怎么会愿意呆在我的头上呢?”
拥有百分之百的把握借东西--双语幽默笑话
Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?
约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗?
Mr.Smith: Yes.
史密斯先生：是的。
Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍，那我可以借用一下吗?
“过早采购”也是一种犯罪--双语幽默笑话
An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"
有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：“你犯了什么罪?”
The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."
犯人说：“因为我在新年时，太早去采购了。”
The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"
法官说：“这不是罪呀!可能是弄错吧?那你多早去采购呢?”
He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."
他说：“商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。”
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