英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子带翻译
吉米跑进客厅说：“爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫!”他的父亲懒洋洋得说：“没关系，吉米，黑猫是幸运猫呢。”“它的确很幸运：(因为)它刚把你的晚饭给吃了。”更多英语笑话尽在应届毕业生笑话网。
不老练的`店员--双语幽默笑话
A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.
一个胖女人走进服装店。“我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，”她告诉店员说。
"So would I," said the tactless clerk.
“我也是。”不太老练的店员说道。
幸运的大黑猫--双语幽默笑话
"Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room."
吉米跑进客厅说：“爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫!”
"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."
他的父亲懒洋洋得说：“没关系，吉米，黑猫是幸运猫呢。”
"This one is, he's just had your dinner!"
“它的确很幸运：(因为)它刚把你的晚饭给吃了。”
对衣服样式很挑剔的妻子--双语幽默笑话
Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.
法官：我真不明白你为什么连续三天夜里闯入同一家商店呢?
Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.
犯人：噢，阁下，我为我妻子挑选了一件衣服，因为她总是不喜欢衣服的样式，所以,我才不得不去换了两次。
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