「英语笑话」情人来电
情人来电
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?”, the man asked.
一个男人坐在那儿看报纸,他的老婆用煎锅打他的头。
“那是为什么?”,那人问道。
The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket”.
The man said, “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.”
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
妻子回答说,“这张纸上写的名字珍妮,我在你的裤子口袋里发现的”。
那人说:“我上周看比赛,珍妮是我下注的那匹马的名字。”
妻子道歉,继续做家务。
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again.
She replied “Your horse just phoned you“.
三天后，他正在看电视,他老婆用比上次大得多的`煎锅打他的头,他顿时失去知觉。
等男人恢复了意识，问他老婆为什么打他了。
她回答说:“你的马打电话给你”。
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