愚人节经典英语笑话大全
1.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。
2.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
答:"what does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
3.where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
答:in the darkness. 在黑暗中
答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的`”?)
答:are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
5.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
答:weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
6.why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)
7.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
9.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
10.when can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
答:when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
11.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
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