最新英语笑话

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2015最新英语笑话

　　2015最新英语笑话一：

2015最新英语笑话

　　Don't be selfish

　　A mother is admonishing her son.

　　Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.

　　But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.

　　2015最新英语笑话二：

　　Where is the father?

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　"Look," said the elder brother.

　　"How nice these paintings are!"

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　2015最新英语笑话三：

　　Talking on the Telephone

　　Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story.

　　Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.

　　"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?"

　　he began.The children nodded yes.

　　"Well, talking to God is like talking on the telephone.

　　He's on the other end, but you can't see him.

　　He is listening though." Just then a little boy piped up and asked,

　　"What's his number?"

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