2015英语笑话
The Biggest in the World
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
1、Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
Peter: Well, well.... eyelids....
Teacher: What? Eyelids?
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
世界上最大的
老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了。
老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?
彼得:这,这。。。。。眼皮。。。。。
老师:什么?眼皮?
彼得:是这样,老师,因为我眼睛一闭,眼皮就把世界上的一切东西都遮住了。
2、The plural Form of "Child"
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
Tom: Twins.
"孩子"的'复数形式
老师:汤姆,‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么?
汤姆:男人们。
老师:答得好。那‘孩子’的复数形式呢?
汤姆:双胞胎。
3、The result of a Promise
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
Son: I was learning to drive a car.
许诺的结果
父亲:我曾向你许诺,如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车,可你却未能做到。你上学期一直在干什么呀?“
儿子:我在学开汽车。
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