Somewhat sceptical of his son's newfound determination to become Charles Atlas, the fathernevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department, admiring a set ofweights.
"Please, Dad," pleaded the boy, "I promise I'll use 'em every day.""I don't know, Michael.
It's really a commitment on your part," the father pointed out."Please, Dad?" the boycontinued.
"They're not cheap either," the father came back.
"I'll use 'em Dad, I promise. You'll see.
"Finally won over, the father paid for the equipment and headed for the door.From the corner ofthe store he heard his son yelp, "What! You mean I have to carry them to the car?"
In one dinner party，a capitalist eyed bony Bernard Shawup and down regretfully， and said inall seriousness，"Look at your appearance，it really makes people believe that all theBritishare are starving."
Bernard Shaw，examining the potbellied capitalist，said，"But，I know as soon as I saw you thereason why Britain is suffering from famine."
A New Mum took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time.
She dressed her in pink from head to toe.
At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and put her purchases around her.
At the checkout line a small boy and his mother were ahead of them.
The child was crying and begging for some special treat.
He wants some candy or gumand his mother won't let him have any, she thought.
Then she heard his mother's reply.
"No!"she said, looking in her direction.
"You may not have a baby sister today. That lady got the last one"