笑囧经典的英语笑话

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笑囧经典的英语笑话

　　笑一笑，十年少，看一些英语笑话，能让我们开心，欢迎欣赏笑囧经典的.英语笑话!

笑囧经典的英语笑话

　　笑囧经典的英语笑话(一)

　　A: I have the perfect son.

　　B: Does he smoke?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he drink whiskey?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he ever come home late?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

　　A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

　　A：我有一个很完美的儿子。

　　B：他抽烟吗?

　　A：不抽。

　　B：他喝威士忌酒吗?

　　A：不喝。

　　B：他会不会很晚回家?

　　A：不会。

　　B：我想你确实有一个完美儿子。那他多大了?

　　A：下个星期三就满6个月了。

　　笑囧经典的英语笑话(二)

　　Tony and his father are eating dinner.

　　Suddenly Tony asks his father, "Dad, are flies yummy?"

　　Dad frowns and says, "No, I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It's a silly question."

　　But Tony says, "There was one fly in your plate."

　　托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

　　突然，托尼问他的爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗?”

　　爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题?这可是一个愚蠢的问题。”

　　可是托尼说：“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。”

　　笑囧经典的英语笑话(三)

　　Tom was tired out, and he went to bed as soon as he reached home.

　　Suddenly it occurred to him that he had planned to do something that evening. As he could not remember what it was, he tossed and turned in his bed for along time.

　　Finally the thing came to his mind, "My God, the original plan was to go to bed early!" he said depressingly.

　　汤姆很累，一到家就上床睡觉。

　　忽然，他想起原来晩上计划做一件事，可他想不起来是什么事，他辗转反侧了很长时间。

　　最后他突然想起来了，“上帝，我原来的计划就是早点儿上床睡觉!”他颓丧地自言自语道。

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