笑翻天的精彩英语笑话
看一些英语笑话,能让我们学到不少英语知识,今天我们就一起来看看笑翻天的精彩英语笑话吧!
笑翻天的精彩英语笑话(一)
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
中文翻译
"法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,他只会说几个英语单词。"
法官看了看被告,问道:"你会说多少英文?"
被告抬起头,说:"把你的钱包给我!"
笑翻天的精彩英语笑话(二)
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一个男人坐在酒吧里,伤心至极。
酒吧招待:"你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?"
男人:"我们吵了一架,她说一个月都不跟我说话。"
酒吧招待:"那你应该高兴才是啊!"
男人:"不,今天是这个月的最后一天。"
笑翻天的精彩英语笑话(三)
Two robbers were robbing a hotel.
两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。
The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
第一个说:“我听到警报响了,快跳吧!”
The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"
第二个说:“但是我们现在在第13层啊!”
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
第一个尖叫着回敬他:“都什么时候了,还这么迷信!”
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