英语里的冷人幽默
导语：笑一笑好运来，快来看几个笑话一起笑笑吧!下面YJBYS小编就为大家整理了英语里的冷人幽默，希望对大家有所帮助，欢迎阅读!
1 Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?
A: He’s afraid of the mouse!
(鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse)
2 Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
(week和weak同音)
3 Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?
A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
(catch有抓住的'意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思)
4 Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?
A: It was a fish tank.
(tank有坦克的意思，而fish tank则意为鱼缸)
5 Q: Where do cows go on dates?
A: MOOOOvies
(date是约会的意思，Moo为牛叫声，movie则是电影院的意思)
6 Q: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?
A: I scream (ice cream).
(ice cream意为冰淇淋，两者发音相似)
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