英文笑话大全笑破你的肚子
印地安族人命名都是以小孩子刚出生时,父亲看到的第一见事物来命名的，然而他有一个孩子就叫Dog-fucking.以下是小编为你带来英文笑话，想了解更多的英文笑话请跟小编来应届毕业生笑话网吧。
the thinnest book
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
苦命的 salesman
An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said he wasn"t interested because he hadn"t seen any bugs or insects on his farm for years. The salesman indicated he had a wife and four kids and really needed the money. The......
运动世家
A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they"ll make a basketball team. The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys,&nbs......
FLOWERS
FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.
Revealing Gift Test
Revealing Gift Test Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you"d most like to receive.
A SWEET POEM
A SWEET POEM It means that... You"re a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR You"re used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the w......
swap partners for sex
A married couple on the farm are visited by an alien couple. The alien couple asked the human couple if they would like to swap partners for sex.
They agree, the human woman and alien man are together. She says, "You have a small penis!"
The alien man replies, "pull my ears!"
So she pulls his ears and his penis becomes larger. She is astonished and has the best sex of her life.
When the human couple come back together, she asked him how was it.
He replies, "It was great, but my ears are just killing me!"
And what if I swallow it
A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave he has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow, like everyone else does!"
孩子的'命名学
有一天,一个印地安小孩问他爸爸说:"dad,我的名字怎么来的?"父亲
回答说:"我们族人命名都是以小孩子刚出生时,父亲看到的第一见事物来命名的"像你哥哥,他刚出生时,我一出门就见到了青山,所以他叫Blue-mountain像你姊姊,她刚出生时,我一出门就见到鸟在飞,所以他叫Bird-flying.这就是我们族人命名的方式.
父亲顿了一下,然後回过头说:"对了,Dog-fucking,你刚刚问我什么问题?"
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