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　　一分一块钱 A dollar per point

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　　A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

　　Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

　　The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

　　一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。

　　考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。”

　　第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。

　　Does He Bite 它咬人吗

　　Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

　　Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

　　Reggie: That's what I want to find out.

　　里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?

　　罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗?

　　里基：这正是我想要查明的'。

　　Birthday 生日

　　Professor: When is your birthday?

　　Kid: May 30.

　　Professor: Which year?

　　Kid: Every year.

　　教授：你的生日是什么时候?

　　孩子：5月30日。

　　教授：哪一年?

　　孩子：每年都是。

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