简短英语小笑话

简短英语小笑话

　　简短英语小笑话一：

　　I Wasn't Listening Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?" "I don't know." the little girl answered. "You don't know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know." "I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn't listening," explained the child.

　　简短英语小笑话二：

　　Actual Age The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I? "Thirty-four," Johnny answered unhesitatingly. The teacher replied "Well, that's not far from my actual age. Tell me...how did you guess?" "Oh, there's nothing to it," Johnny said. "My big sister is seventeen and she's only half-crazy."

　　简短英语小笑话三：

　　Goldfish Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Amy?" "My goldfish died," replied Amy tearfully, without lookingup, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

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