英语小笑话的英文

英语小笑话的英文

　　英语小笑话的英文一：

　　A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I’ll leave Oxford this very evening!”

　　A buzzing noise followed. “What a man of actions!” one said in admiration. “How should we 　　　　　　　　　　support him and learn from him!” said another.

　　Suddenly, a girl asked, “What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”

　　He bent and whispered to her, “Well,er•••er•••Miss Rose, er•••he told me to get clean away from 　　Oxford this very evening!”

　　英语小笑话的英文二：

　　Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?

　　Jimmy: I don’t know...

　　Teacher: Correct.

　　英语小笑话的英文三：

　　Why did it make you late

　　Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black,

　　“Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”

　　“Why did it make you late?” inquired the teacher.

　　“Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time,” replied Mike.

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