长篇英文笑话

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长篇英文笑话

  长篇英文笑话一:

长篇英文笑话

  SunsetFather: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.

  长篇英文笑话二:

  What is a traitor? Young hopeful:"Father, what is a traitor in politics?"Father (a veteran politician):"A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."Young hopeful:"Well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"Father:"A convert, my son."

  长篇英文笑话三:

  What's wrong with your horse?After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.Inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead: Horse, saddle and bridle for $50.Immediately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(错误地) typed ad.

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