带翻译的搞笑英语笑话

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带翻译的搞笑英语笑话

　　Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

带翻译的搞笑英语笑话

　　杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说，"我是个单身汉."

　　死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭

　　Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.

　　Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.

　　妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.。

　　丈夫：那有什么?据我调查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。

　　位置上的冰激凌

　　"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

　　"Yours?Can you prove it?"

　　"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

　　"请原谅，你占了我的位置."

　　"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"

　　"能，我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."

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