英文简历幽默注意尺度

时间：2024-08-20 05:44:52 英文简历

英文简历幽默注意尺度

　　"note: keep this resume on top of the stack. use all others to heat your house."

　　"assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (translation: short-order cook.)

　　"but wait...there''''''''s more. you get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."

　　"i have an excellent track record, although i am not a horse."　　"my fortune cookie said, ''''''''your next interview will result in a job''''''''-and i like your company in particular."

　　"title: another resume from the ''''''''profiles in excellence'''''''' series."

　　"also known as: mr. productivity, mr. clever, mr.fix-it."

　　"trustworthy references available upon request-if i give them a few bucks."

　　"let''''''''s meet so you can ''''''''ooh'''''''' and ''''''''ahh'''''''' over my experience."

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