二年级英语手抄报

发布时间:2017-10-30 编辑:1041

  英语搞笑小故事

  I'm Trying to Stop It

  "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

  "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."

  “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”

  “没有,老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。”

  英语搞笑小故事

  grandson:What are the birds doing in the tree?

  grandfather:They are sitting there.

  grandson: But I can't see their chairs?

  grandfather:Oh...

  孙子:小鸟在树上干什么呢?

  爷爷:它们在那儿坐着呢。

  孙子:但是我看不见它们的椅子啊?

  爷爷:…… 谜语:it's round and it's bright,in the day it hangs in the sky and gives off light.but nobody can see it at night

  what is it?

  益智题

  1.what will you get if you cut the head of a driver?

  i will get( )

  2.what letter is a kind of drink?

  ( ) 答案:谜语:sun益智题1river2 tea 英语小故事In China, people believe that, at the beginning, the tiger and the cat were friends, and the cat was much smarter than the tiger .The cat learned the physical skills quickly, and the tiger was always behind. Gradually, the tiger had to learn from the cat, and the cat was patient to teach the tiger. Day after day, month after month, finally, the tiger could also run, jump, roll, grasp, tear, and strike as well as the cat.

  在中国,人们相信在很久以前猫和老虎是好朋友,而且猫比老虎聪明的多。猫学习动作技巧很快,老虎却总是落后。渐渐的,老虎不得不向猫学习了,猫也很有耐心的教老虎。日复一日,月复一月,老虎终于也可以像猫一样,跑,跳,打滚,扑抓,撕咬,击打。

  One summer afternoon, the cat was taking a nap as the tiger sitting nearby. Looking at the cat, the tiger suddenly thought, why should he keep befriending with such a small animal since he had already learnt all the skills from the cat? The evil tiger decided to kill the sleeping cat as a before dinner snack. The tiger stood up and approached the cat viciously. Just as this moment, the cat woke up. Opening up her eyes, the smart cat immediately realized what the tiger was trying to do and swiftly jumped onto a nearby tall tree and climbed to the top branch.

  一个夏天的下午,猫在打盹,老虎在边上坐着。老虎看着猫,忽然想到,既然自己已经学会了猫的所有本领,为什么还要和这么小的动物一直做朋友呢?邪恶的老虎决定杀死熟睡中的猫,当作晚餐前的点心。老虎站起来,邪恶的一步步靠近猫。就在这时,猫醒来了。聪明的她睁开眼睛立刻意识到老虎要干什么,于是立刻灵活的跳到了附近的大树上,爬到树顶。

  The tiger thought he had already learned every skill from the cat .But he never knew that the cat had hidden the tree climbing from him.

  老虎以为他已经学到了猫的所有本领,但他不知道猫还藏了一手爬树的本事。

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