1、Poor Preacher
穷困潦倒的传教士
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
礼拜后男孩问牧师：“我长大后会给你一些钱。”
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
“好啊，谢谢你。”牧师回答道：“不过为什么?”
"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
“因为我爸爸说你是我们见过的最穷的传教士之一。”
2、New and Improved
新旧大PK
The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
小女孩坐在祖父的膝上读故事。她时不时的从书上转移视线抬起头来碰到他褶皱的脸。随后她摸摸自己的脸颊又回去摸摸祖父的。
Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"
最后她问：“爷爷，是上帝创造的你吗?”
"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
“是啊，甜心。”他回答道：“上帝很久前创造出了我。”
"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"
“喔。”她回答。接着又问道：“爷爷，上帝也创造了我吗?”
"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."
“是啊，当然了宝贝。”他向她保证：“上帝只是不久前创造的你。”
"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"
“喔。”她回答。又分别感受了两人的脸颊，边观察边说：“上帝的技术越来越好了，是不?”