God isn't deaf

时间:2020-10-20 19:57:05 英语笑话 我要投稿

God isn't deaf

  Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

  His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

  To which the younger one replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

  两个小男孩在他们的祖父母家过夜。睡觉时间到了,这两个小男孩跪在床上祈祷。弟弟用非常大的'声音祈祷着,“我祈求有一辆新自行车……我祈求有一个新游戏机……我祈求有一个新录像机……”

  他的哥哥用胳膊肘轻轻地碰了他一下,说:“你为什么这么大声地喊叫呢?上帝又不是聋子。”

  弟弟听了回答道:“上帝是不聋,可奶奶聋呀!”

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