笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!以下是小编准备的，今天我们就一起来看看可爱英语笑话笑死人吧!
可爱英语笑话笑死人(一)
还这么迷信
Two robbers were robbing a hotel.
两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。
The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
第一个说：“我听到警报响了，快跳吧!”
The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"
第二个说：“但是我们现在在第13层啊!”
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
第一个尖叫着回敬他：“都什么时候了，还这么迷信!”
可爱英语笑话笑死人(二)
现在尾巴到哪里去了
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
“我来试试看，”一位老太太说。“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”
可爱英语笑话笑死人(三)
你说话了
A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.
一对年轻的夫妇对于他们四岁的儿子仍然不会说话这件事非常着急。他们带他去看专家，但是医生们找不出任何不正常的地方。
Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."
之后有一天早上，这个男孩突然说道：“妈妈，面包拷糊了。”
"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."
“你说话了!你说话了!”他的妈妈嚷道。“我真高兴!但是为什么要我们等这么长的时间呢?”
"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."
“嗯，直到现在，”男孩说，“每件事都很正常啊。”