Grandpa will pay the bill

时间:2024-08-12 19:18:56 英语笑话

Grandpa will pay the bill

  Walking up to a department store's fabric(织物,布) counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

  "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk(假笑,傻笑) . "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

  With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly(故意使人烦恼地) held it out.

  The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer(老家伙) standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

  一个漂亮的女孩走到百货公司的布料柜台,说:“我想要买这种料子来做一条新裙子,多少钱?”

  “每码只需要一个吻。”男售货员说着,带着奸笑的表情“很好,”女孩说,“我要十码。”

  带着期待的表情,售货员很快地量好了布料,包裹好,一脸奸笑地送了过来。

  女孩很快收起了包裹,微笑着指向了一个站在她身边的老头:“爷爷给我付账。”

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