学生英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子的笑话
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1.Are you kidding me?你豁老子哦?
2.Dude.哥佬倌
3.Long time no see.死哪儿切 了喃?那么久没qio到你了。
4.What?啥子喃?
5.Don"t worry。虚啥子啊虚。
6.What do you want?你要爪子嘛?
7.I can not hold no longer.老子遭不住了。
8.Stupid.瓜娃子。
9.She"s my girlfriend;wife.她是我老妞儿。
10.You are welcome.莫来头;说这些。
11.That"s awesome.简直巴适的板。
12.I have no idea.晓求不得。
13.A little.就那么滴滴儿。
14.I am sure.我呸死了。打包票。
15.What happened?啥子情况啥子情况?
16.It doesn"t make sense. 球名堂莫得。
17.It"s none of your business.管你娃球事啊?
18.What a hell? 浪么子搞起在勒。
19.Are you sure.儿豁??
20.Are u out of ur mind?你吃醉了所?
21.Rock paper scissors. 石千儿 。
22.I dont care.管我屁事啊。
23.Kick your ass. 给你娃儿两脚头哦。
24.Dark black。黢嘛黑 。
25.See you.空了吹。
26.Let"s go.撤飘。
27.Shut up.闹啥子。
28.Asshole.斯娃子
29.You wanna piece of me.老子给你打燃火。
30.Enjoy!敞欢。
31.I got no money.老子分儿都 不分儿了
Silly Doctor
蠢医生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的`医生，
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的医生开了一些药丸 ，
but they didn't help.
但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的时候，医生给他打针，
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也没什么效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的时候 ，医生告诉这名男子：
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft."
“回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韵窗户都打开，然后站在通风处。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
这名病人抗议说：“但是医生，
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那么做的话，我就会得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
医生说：“我知道啦，别担心啦，我会治疗肺炎啦。”
英语笑话：Heart Transplant 心脏移植2
A man needing a heart transplant is told by hisdoctor that the only heart available is that of asheep .
有一名需要心脏移植的男子被他的医生告知，唯一可用的心脏就是一只羊的心脏。
The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.
这名男子最后同意了，医生就将羊鹃心脏移植到这名男子身上。
A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup.
就在手术后几天，这名男子前来接受身体检查。
The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?"
医生问他：“你现在感觉怎么样呀?”
The man replies"Not B-A-A-A-A-D!"
这名男子回答说：“还不错、错、错、错、错。”
英语笑话：Broken Finger 断指
A young woman went to her doctor complaining ofpain .
有名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。
"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.
医生问她：“你哪里痛?”
"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,
女子说：“你一定要帮帮我，我全身痛。”
"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."
医生问说：“什么意思呀，全身?讲更明确一点吧”
The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
这名女子用她的指碰触右膝，痛得直叫;
"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,
“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊，又痛得直叫：
"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,
“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰触右耳垂，她哭喊说：
"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.
“哎呀，连那里也好痛呀。”
The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a brokenfinger."
医生体贴地替她检查了一会儿，然后把诊断结果告诉她：“你的手指断了啦。”
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