英语笑话300字
The Fourth Element
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
Student: Soap!
第四元素
老师：自然界的四大元素是什么?
学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。
老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?
学生：肥皂。
Lawyers
A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".
律师
一喝醉了的人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师?". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的`,"我是一个无赖" 。
Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
计划你的将来
“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”
“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”
“那有什么用?”
“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”
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