黄色英文笑话一：
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head.""Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.""Where's the shopping bag?""I haven't got one, use your hat."
黄色英文笑话二：
Three famous surgeons were bragging about(吹嘘，炫耀) their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist(小提琴家) ." "That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched(缝纫，装订) them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner.""I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior(后部，臀部) - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
黄色英文笑话三：
If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die.She refused him.Sixty years later, he died.