有趣的英语笑话2015
有趣的英语笑话2015一：It’spartofthegame
Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn’t make a sound.
Mary: Of course he doesn’t. Mom, it’s part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I’m you.
有趣的`英语笑话2015二：Coincidence
A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.
"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"
"Yes." the man beside him answered. "She is my wife."
"Oh, I’m sorry." he said. "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."
"I did." said the man.
有趣的英语笑话2015三：Flower&Rice
Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈)on a comrade’s grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to come and eat that rice?"
The Japanese replied, "When your friend comes to smell his flowers."
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