学习英语笑话
He walks everywhere he goes 耶稣从不开车
A young man came home and said, "Dad, I just got my driver's license1 and would like to use the family car."
Father replied, "Ok, son, But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard neat2, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."
Well, several months passed and the young man came into the house with his report card in his hand, "Dad, I got great marks on my report card, I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin3, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"
Father replied, "That's all true, but son, you didn't cut your hair."
Son said, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair too."
Father replied, "Yes, son, you're perfectly4 right, And he walks everywhere he goes."
一个小伙子回到家跟爸爸说：“爸爸，我拿驾照了，我想开车。”
爸爸答道：“好的，儿子。但是，你要拿到好成绩，要把房间给收拾整齐，要把院子打扫干净，还要把头发给理了。这几个月做好了我们再谈开车的事。”
几个月后，小伙子拿到成绩单回到家，“爸爸，我每门功课都得了优，房间整整齐齐，院子干干净净。我能开车了吗?”
爸爸回答：“确实做得很好，但是儿子，你还没有理发呢。”
儿子说：“但是，爸爸，耶稣的`头发也很长啊。”
爸爸回答：“是的，儿子，完全正确。但是耶稣去哪都是走着去的呀!”
n.执照，许可证，特许;v.许可，特许
参考例句：
The foreign guest has a license on the person.这个外国客人随身携带执照。
The driver was arrested for having false license plates on his car.司机由于使用假车牌而被捕。
adj.整洁的，爱整洁的，利索的，简洁的
参考例句：
She always kept her room neat.她总是保持房间整洁。
Keep your exercise-books neat and clean.练习本要保持整洁干净。
n.大头针，针，别针，钉，栓，销子，插头，管脚，琐碎物;vt.将…用针别住，钉住
参考例句：
The balloon will pop if you put a pin in it.如果扎进一颗大头钉，气球就会突然爆开。
Please give me a safety pin.请给我一个安全别针。
adv.完美地，无可非议地，彻底地
参考例句：
The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.证人们个个对自己所说的话十分肯定。
Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我们做的每件事情都是光明正大的。
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