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笑死人的精品英语笑话(一)
how do i get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来
distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "i'm meeting my wife right away. how do i get the gum out from my ears?"
当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“ 我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?”
笑死人的精品英语笑话(二)
always thirsty 总感到口渴
"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”
"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”
"no, but i am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”
笑死人的精品英语笑话(三)
I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes,dear," she replied. "Why do you ask?"
"Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!"
我刚咬了自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头!”