元旦英语手抄报
May the New Year be a time of laughter and real enjoyment for you. Best wishes.
愿新年不仅是你欢笑的时刻，更是你欢喜的日子。祝福你。
May the glow of New Year candle fill your heart with peace and pleasure and make your New Year bright.Have a love filled New Year!
愿新年的烛光带给你祥和与喜悦，祝你新年充满爱。
May the bright and festive glow of New Year candle warm the days all the year through. Hoping you will have a wonderful time enjoying New Year that is happy in every way.
愿明亮喜庆的新年烛光温暖一年中的每个日日夜夜，祝你欢欢喜喜度新年!
New Year time is here. I hope you have a wonderful New Year. May every day hold happy hours for you.
新年来临，祝新年快乐，愿你时时刻刻幸福欢乐!
May your New Year be filled with special moment, warmth, peace and happiness, the joy of covered ones near, and wishing you all the joys of Christmas and a year of happiness.
愿你的新年充满温馨，祥和，与亲人团聚的快乐，祝乐陶陶，新年乐无限。
Warm greetings and best wishes for happiness and good luck in the coming year.
衷心祝福来年快乐、幸运!
New Year should be a time of banked-up fines, the scent of flowers and wine, good talk, good memories and loyalties renewed. But if all else is lacking - love will do.
新年是这样美好的时光：炉火熊熊，花儿芬芳，醇酒飘香，殷殷祝福，美好回忆，恩爱日新。即便没有一切，只要有爱便足矣。
May the beauty and joy of New Year remain with you throughout the new year!
愿新春美景与欢乐常伴随你新年新年!
元旦笑话
一个鸡蛋跑到了山东，结果它变成了鲁(卤)蛋;
一个鸡蛋跑去松花江游泳，结果它变成了松花蛋;
一个鸡蛋无家可归，结果它变成了野鸡蛋;
一个鸡蛋在路上不小心摔了一跤，倒在地上，结果它变成了导弹;
一个鸡蛋跑到人家院子里去了，结果它变成了原子弹;
一个鸡蛋跑到青藏高原，结果它变成了氢弹;
一个鸡蛋生病了，结果它变成了坏蛋;
一个鸡蛋嫁人了，结果它变成了混蛋;
一个鸡蛋跑到河里游泳，结果它变成了核弹;
一个鸡蛋跑到花丛中去了，结果它变成了花旦;
一个鸡蛋骑着一匹马，拿着一把刀，原来它是刀马旦;
一个鸡蛋滚来滚去，越滚越圆，结果就变成了圆蛋--元旦快乐!