英语作文
可爱的鹦鹉 Lovely Parrot
I have a parrot. Its name is Nancy. I call it Nancy, because it is my passed grandmother’s name. I love her and hope she can accompany with, so I name my parrot her name. Nancy is very beautiful. Its fur is special comfortable. It is clever, too. At first, it can’t say any words, but now it can say many words. Like, good morning, good afternoon, good night, good bye and so on. it learns fast. I love it very much.
我有一只鹦鹉。它的名字是南茜。我把它叫南茜，是因为那是我过世的外婆的名字。我很爱她，希望她能一直陪着我，所以我的鹦鹉就叫她的名字。南茜很漂亮。它的毛特别的舒服。它也很聪明。一开始的时候，它什么话都不会说，不过现在它可以说很多话。比如，早上好，下午好，晚安，再见等等。它学得很快。我非常喜欢它。
风景区 Scenic Spots
I am born and live in a small country. It is far away from the city. So, its scenery is still natural, not being reformed yet. It is beautiful, especially the mountain next to my house. There are many green trees, beautiful flowers, active birds and clean rivers. Besides, there is a wonderful and natural waterfall. I think it will be a famous scenic sport once it is developed. I firmly believe on it.
我出世并且住在一个村庄。这里离城市很远。所以，那里的天然风景还没被改造。很漂亮，尤其是我家旁边的那座山。山上有很多绿绿葱葱的树木，美丽的花儿，活泼的鸟儿以及清澈的河流。此外，还有一个很棒的天然瀑布。我觉得一旦这里被开发，肯定能成为著名的风景区。我对它有信心。
数码产品 Digital Products
I like digital products. It is advanced and convenient. For example, nowadays our family has a digital camera. We can take pictures whenever we want. We have taken many photos about our life. But in the past, if we want to take pictures, we have to go to the photographic studio. It is inconvenient and expensive. So we only take photos once a year. This is one classical example. There are many similar examples.
我喜欢数码产品。它们先进、方便。举个例子，我们家现在有一个数码相机。我们什么时候想照相都可以。这相机记录了我们生活中很多的点点滴滴。但是，过去，如果我们想拍照，我们只能去影楼。一点都不方便也很贵。所以我们每年只拍一次照片。这是一个典型的例子。很有很多类似的呢。
英语幽默故事
中间战术
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”
左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。
Very Pleased to Meet You
During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.
One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.
Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.
Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys."
"Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.
"Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister."
"I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"
在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。
一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会很高兴。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。
后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。
琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。”
“这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。
“噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。”
“很高兴认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。”